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This guy is my patient.

This guy Ken, he is my patient. I like this guy Ken. He is good people. He's got insurance.

The things I could tell you. Sheesh. But I tell you one thing, baby - he ain't got no hernia.

Now, he does sometimes show up less than 15 minutes before his appointment. My receptionist Shirley told me. Whenever that happens, we go into "Patient is late" mode. Hee, hee.

I drive a Ferrari, homes.

... Initiated by Dr. Ramon Balls Last edited by Dr. Ramon Balls Edit | New

My struggle

My apartment burned down. I messed up my toe. Somebody I never heard of gave me a late charge.

Yeah, whatever mainge.

... Initiated by Kenny Last edited by Meester Maing Edit | New

I heard about this guy

Once I was riding in the bus with Bob Dole. He told me about this guy Ken. "Gonna do some damage, some day, mark my words, boy," Bob told me. He started to swing at me with his pen, but I subdued him with an offer of falafel and Jolt.

So what is it about this guy Ken that got Bob Dole so upset? Hell, I don't pretend to know the answer. Maybe he was going to vote Libertarian. How crazy is that.

... Initiated by B.S. Last edited by B.S. Edit | New

Yes

Check it out: My paws are poised to tell what I know about Ken -- but my nose is a little dry, understand? I need something to drink!

... Initiated by Scoobkowski Last edited by Scoobkowski Edit | New

I was y2kenny's girlfriend

I dated Ken back in the early 00's. Ah, it seems like only yesterday ... the eartly 21st Century ... we were all worried about that Y2K thing. Anyways, it was great. But Ken started getting a little ... eh...

There was the whole thing about refried beans. Sigh. I won't go into it.

... Initiated by Dagmar Last edited by Dagmar Edit | New

Girlfriend, shmirlfriend

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder. Oh, that's y2kenny's breath. The guy drinks too much coffee. I was at his apartment one time and you could drown in the dust bunnies. Then gay Larry came by to fix the dsl. y2kenny was all atwitter about the apartment complex switching to electronic cards for the laundry. He said, "they can make the laundry work on plastic, but they can't give me the dang internet." Then gay Larry said, "Try cnn.com." Yeah, right, cnn.com. Then y2kenny said, "It's a crossover cable," and gay Larry concluded that he needed a new modem.

Come back to me, kenny. I will make you happy you switched to cable.

... Initiated by Sheila Last edited by Sheila Edit | New

Can I get some coffee

I woke up this fine day, but I did not wake up completely. I will not be truly enthused until I inhale some beans.

// a ha ha, you are funny mister doctor. -

... Initiated by Dr. Ramon Balls Last edited by spludge Edit | New